Last wednesday I had the most surreal night ever!!!!
Anne, my flatmate, went to see the football game between FCK and Celtic. She arrived home around 4am, and she wasn't alone.
So far, so good.
After a while, I started hearing IT!! The moanings were too much for me to act as if nothing was going on and go back to sleep - the HORROR!!!
I thought that she had brought her boyfriend over after a crazy night out, so I peaked through the keyhole when he went to the toilet after they were done (yes, I'm nosy like that!). I must confess I could only see he was without trousers and with a green and white striped shirt - but that was it (the shirt managed to cover all the precious parts :p).
Then he came back to her room and they started to speak in English. I know for a fact that Anne's boyfriend is danish, so something wasn't right.
He then left and got a taxi - he was here for about half an hour (quickest one night stand ever!).
And then I made the math: she went to the game, probably went for a beer afterwards and met a Celtic fan (that explains the green and white striped and the English) and took him home for a quick fuck!
Celtic might have lost in the field (the result was FCK 3-1 Celtic), but this particular Scot sure came (pun intended), saw and won! vene, vidi, vici
Anne, my flatmate, went to see the football game between FCK and Celtic. She arrived home around 4am, and she wasn't alone.
So far, so good.
After a while, I started hearing IT!! The moanings were too much for me to act as if nothing was going on and go back to sleep - the HORROR!!!
I thought that she had brought her boyfriend over after a crazy night out, so I peaked through the keyhole when he went to the toilet after they were done (yes, I'm nosy like that!). I must confess I could only see he was without trousers and with a green and white striped shirt - but that was it (the shirt managed to cover all the precious parts :p).
Then he came back to her room and they started to speak in English. I know for a fact that Anne's boyfriend is danish, so something wasn't right.
He then left and got a taxi - he was here for about half an hour (quickest one night stand ever!).
And then I made the math: she went to the game, probably went for a beer afterwards and met a Celtic fan (that explains the green and white striped and the English) and took him home for a quick fuck!
Celtic might have lost in the field (the result was FCK 3-1 Celtic), but this particular Scot sure came (pun intended), saw and won! vene, vidi, vici
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